Portal

LORE THEORY (to fit the make the absurd Portal universe work within the realistic world of Half-Life): What if Cave Johnson has absolutely no idea what he's doing, and the real cause for any success he leads Aperture in is from the influence of Caroline? Think about it: Cave is essentially one of the billionaire philanthropists we see today: Elon Musk, Jeffrey Bezos, Mark Zuckerberg; all "self-made billionaire geniuses" who aren't really self made, and all take credit for other people's inven…

I have made a severe and continuous lapse in judgement in my cut content series. I am sorry to anyone I have offended or misinformed in this time, and with this video I aim to rectify my past mistakes. Brush cubes did NOT use prospekt model cube textures, they used a metal door texture that was light enough to carry.

Remember - this man could burn your house with those lemons. "All right, I've been thinking when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down- with those lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that bu…

Remember Betty from early Portal 2 development? This is a cut module that should have appeared in Portal 2 At the beginning of Portal 2's development, when Mel was still the main playable character, cave Johnson had to be an antagonist. He had to guide the player through the cameras, like Glados in the first part of the game. Betty was supposed to "appear after he writes the test" and give a disclaimer that she would prevent Aperture Science from any responsibility or danger during the test. An…