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We've asked our administrator Dr Wallace Breen if he would do a Q&A about himself and Black Mesa, he accepted. Go ahead and ask any questions and we'll pass them onto him. #ASKBREEN

(Picture above is Dr Wallace Breen, Black Mesa's Administrator)

We've asked our administrator Dr Wallace Breen if he would do a Q&A about himself and Black Mesa, he accepted. Go ahead and ask any questions and we'll pass them onto him. #ASKBREEN (Picture above is Dr Wallace Breen, Black Mesa's Administrator)

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D𝝺vid
D𝝺vid
Sep 8, 2021

Why do your scientists have to wear those ridiculous ties

Black Mesa
Black Mesa
Sep 8, 2021

Having everyone in a strict uniform makes it so nobody can show off, we were thinking of getting a clip on tie though, perhaps even some color changes.

Black Mesa
Black Mesa
Sep 9, 2021

I should've said all work and no play.

Dr. Isaac Kleiner

Dear Administrator. I would like to lodge a formal request that the Anomalous Materials lab receive higher funding in the face of increased testing on Xen crystal samples. Mr. Freeman, the subject of my mentorship, has barely put his PHD to good use, as he's been doing nothing but cart-pushing and button-pressing duties for the past month! Dedicated staff for test chamber testing would be greatly appreciated. Yours formally, Dr. Isaac Kleiner of the Anomalous Materials Lab.

Black Mesa
Black Mesa
Sep 9, 2021

Why i'm sure you could've walked into my office, this doesn't need to be a public matter, but yes I'm sure I could provide it.

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Black Mesa
Black Mesa
Sep 9, 2021

However we are a bit tight on staff recently, with the whole Cyber-Mutt project perhaps I could squeeze a few out when they've completed that project.

russell2
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[S҉W҉E] ҉҉P҉ans҉aR

If you have such a shortage of employees why did you deny Russell a job?

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Black Mesa
Black Mesa
Sep 9, 2021

While we are missing staff in crucial areas, we already have a lot of hardware developers, and when he came to us his CV wasn't all up to the gold standard we usually aim for.

Bullsquid Facts
Bullsquid Facts
Sep 8, 2021

Dr. Breen I was just wondering when you would be letting out all the bullsquids to be free?

walnut siemens
walnut siemens
Sep 8, 2021

oh im not sure about that they would spit everywhere

Black Mesa
Black Mesa
Sep 8, 2021

While we would like to release these bull squids as soon as possible we are unsure on how they may effect the ecosystem any other animal population, once we have a conclusive analysis set we will be sure to contact you and find a place where we can release them to be free. We also have a set of bull squid fauns that have been domesticated and are very friendly towards humans, they almost act like domesticated wolves/foxes.

Lucas vp
Lucas vp
Sep 9, 2021

#Askbreen if I can get my job back

Black Mesa
Black Mesa
Sep 9, 2021

Weren't you the one injecting people with mantis DNA? If that is you... no.

Pemuda Peluru
Pemuda Peluru
Sep 9, 2021

Hello, i've heard some rumors that you guys stole from @aperturescience. Is that true? Sincerely, - Collins.

Black Mesa
Black Mesa
Sep 9, 2021

I wouldn't say we stole anything from aperture, they've done a lot of good science and some bad, I'd say we extended the scope of their experiments.

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Aperture Science PR Department

Right… “Extended the scope”…

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Black Mesa
Black Mesa
Sep 9, 2021

Its never good to have a narrow scope.

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Aperture Science PR Department

And it’s never good to steal technology from other companies, Breen.

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Black Mesa
Black Mesa
Sep 9, 2021

Its called magpie-ing

Bongo
Bongo
Sep 9, 2021

How is Gordon Freeman?

Black Mesa
Black Mesa
Sep 9, 2021

One of our junior scientists under the mentorship of Dr Issac Kleiner, yes he's showing great promise to one day be a great scientist.

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Dr. Isaac Kleiner

I can assure you that Gordon is receiving the most prolific scientific experience on the globe! At least, that's what I told him to sway him away from an offer from our peers at Aperture Science.

LordDerpDerp
LordDerpDerp
Sep 9, 2021

Who is your favorite employee?

Black Mesa
Black Mesa
Sep 9, 2021

Thank you for the question however I think it would be rude to pick out one from our talented teams, it also would be very difficult.

John Pot
John Pot
Sep 8, 2021

What will happened to B.M.R.F. if you lost the government interest to funding some project?

Black Mesa
Black Mesa
Sep 8, 2021

I don't know where you got the idea that were losing our funding, but we most definitely still have our funding.

indigo.radio
indigo.radio
Sep 8, 2021

What would you do in case of a "Resonance cascade" situation?

Black Mesa
Black Mesa
Sep 8, 2021

The likelihood of a resonance cascade is very slim, you have nothing to worry about. We have a lot of security measures in place to make sure that nothing like that happens.

8 Brick (Civil Protection)

So Dr. Breen, what specimens or resources have you found most fascinating from Xen.

Black Mesa
Black Mesa
Sep 8, 2021

The pits of blue liquid have been interesting to research as mere contact can revitalise a person! The bullsquids are also very cute.

walnut siemens
walnut siemens
Sep 8, 2021

if its ok to ask got anything to say about aperture i apologize if that word isnt allowed for a reason

Black Mesa
Black Mesa
Sep 8, 2021

They are a terrific company and have advanced science alot, looking at their work can teach you alot like what not to do in the pursuit of science... like inject people with mantis DNA or put a woman in a robot.

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walnut siemens
walnut siemens
Sep 8, 2021

in the name of science am i right??

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Black Mesa
Black Mesa
Sep 8, 2021

Idk chief, even our scientists have boundaries, like the CEO should eat moon rocks.

walnut siemens
walnut siemens
Sep 8, 2021

whats your opinion on xen

Black Mesa
Black Mesa
Sep 8, 2021

Xen is a fascinating landscape with many things to be discovered, but unfortunately we do not have a stable connection to this border world yet.

walnut siemens
walnut siemens
Sep 8, 2021

hey breen hows it hanging in black mesa id like to pay a visit

Black Mesa
Black Mesa
Sep 8, 2021

We've been as strong as usual and our great staff have been expanding the knowledge of the world, you can book a visit at or even apply for a job at xccr.com .

TheUnknownSniper

why is my meth teacher there?