This is the second version of the Aperture Science Handheld Dual-Portal Device. A very strange shape for the device itself, but I do prefer the look of the portals. Very bright.
Addressing the allegations. Yes, we admit, we are the better company. Way better than Black Mesa. We make way cooler products than they do and we always will.
Would you rather have the Aperture Science Handheld Dual-Portal Device or the Zero Point Energy Field Manipulator?
So, who wants to kill some mantis men?!
Well, this is new. We have just discovered this during extended testing of the Aperture Science Perpetual Testing Initiative. It is an Aperture Science Dual-Portal Device with a new type of portal that lets you travel 20 years into the future. In their universe, they beat Black Mesa in their arms race. We have already made preparations to take it from them. Along with their money.
We started playing the “Happy Birthday” song on loop because I’ve thought it would cheer the test subjects up. 9/10 test subjects started crying.
We apologize for not posting very frequently. We were all tasked with cleaning up the explosion that occurred a few days ago, so we haven’t had much time to post. As compensation, take this image of one of our beta products, the Mouth Shaped portal. We apologize for the image quality, but this is a very old picture that also includes our first test subject for the portals.
Good morning Aperture Science team. Today at 9:30 AM, there will be coffee in the break room. At 10:00 AM, we will be testing out the Aperture Science Handheld Dual Portal Device And Grenade Launcher, so make sure to bring protective gear.
Today isn't going too well for us, my coffee was really hot and I spilled it all over myself! A part of the facility also blew up, but man that coffee hurt.