The entire Aperture Science team is proud to not do anything for 2 years.
Supposedly there exists something called a “DVD”, which holds 4.7 gigabytes, according to our engineers. Mr. Johnson will be reviewing the request to buy several of these in bulk, as they’re the same price as floppies but more efficient. That means we’ll only need 1 DVD per personality core.
All of the software for our personality cores are stored on floppy disks. But not 5 1-4" floppy disks, we have thew new, more compact 3 1-2" floppies. 1.44 megabytes! Way more efficient.
GlaDOS has been rambling about some cake recipe. Our engineers have notices some personality cores have been loose lately. We believe the two are related.
April Fools! We will continue to stay silent. This is not without reason of course, we are always innovating at Aperture Science. But our internet only allows us to post twice a year.
Aperture Science is proud to announce that we have been hard at work with new hires to bring you the best LambdaGeneration content available. Stay tuned for more posts in the following days.
Para nuestros seguidores que hablan español: Bienvenidos a Aperture Science. Aquí, nos vas a ayudar a hacer muchos descubrimientos en el mundo de ciencias.
Since the Cave Johnson album has been cancelled (caused by his death) we here thought we might as well show the track list at least. Mr. Johnson was unable to finish writing the first song before his death so we will not be releasing the lyrics at this time.
Big day for Aperture Science fans.
Speaking of, we will be resuming daily posts after a long hiatus.