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Aperture Science PR Department

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Joined 22 Jul 2021
Michigan
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Well, this is new. We have just discovered this during extended testing of the Aperture Science Perpetual Testing Initiative. It is an Aperture Science Dual-Portal Device with a new type of portal that lets you travel 20 years into the future. In their universe, they beat Black Mesa in their arms race. We have already made preparations to take it from them. Along with their money.

Well, this is new. We have just discovered this during extended testing of the Aperture Science Perpetual Testing Initiative. It is an Aperture Science Dual-Portal Device with a new type of portal that lets you travel 20 years into the future. In their universe, they beat Black Mesa in their arms race. We have already made preparations to take it from them. Along with their money.

We apologize for not posting very frequently. We were all tasked with cleaning up the explosion that occurred a few days ago, so we haven’t had much time to post. As compensation, take this image of one of our beta products, the Mouth Shaped portal. We apologize for the image quality, but this is a very old picture that also includes our first test subject for the portals.

We apologize for not posting very frequently. We were all tasked with cleaning up the explosion that occurred a few days ago, so we haven’t had much time to post. As compensation, take this image of one of our beta products, the Mouth Shaped portal. We apologize for the image quality, but this is a very old picture that also includes our first test subject for the portals.

Good morning Aperture Science team. Today at 9:30 AM, there will be coffee in the break room. At 10:00 AM, we will be testing out the Aperture Science Handheld Dual Portal Device And Grenade Launcher, so make sure to bring protective gear.