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5 reasons why Black Mesa is better than Aperture 1. We have Barney Calhoun 2. We didn’t go bankrupt 3. We saved humanity 4. Microwave casserole 5. We didn’t buy $7 million worth of moon rocks

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John Pot
John Pot
Jul 30, 2021

Go Black Mesa

Hickory
Hickory
Jul 30, 2021

The microwave casserole is destroyed, and I don't think you get to flaunt saving humanity when you destroyed it in the first place and only the few remaining personnel from your facility actually saved it.

Superio
Superio
Jul 30, 2021

Microwave casserole>Cake

Avxkemd
Avxkemd
Jul 30, 2021

we have cake cupcakes and vanilla cake if you complete extra test chambers (free cakes ) you get two cakes and 17 cupcakes for free just do the test chambers

Aperture Science PR Department

Microwave casserole? Pshhhh. We have cake.

White_Red_Dragons
White_Red_Dragons
Jul 30, 2021

Aperture actually outlived Black Mesa Checkmate

λlex
λlex
Jul 30, 2021

Black Mesa East *nose tap*

ASnarkGoesMad
ASnarkGoesMad
Jul 30, 2021

well, black mesa still k̶i̶l̶l̶s̶ ̶a̶l̶i̶e̶n̶s̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶u̶s̶e̶s̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶m̶ ̶b̶r̶u̶t̶a̶l̶l̶y̶ ̶a̶s̶ ̶t̶e̶s̶t̶ ̶s̶u̶b̶j̶e̶c̶t̶s̶ I MEAN THEY SAVE ALIENS FROM THEIR HORRIBLE WORLD

Half-Life: Dark Matter

"we saved humanity" ಠ_ಠ