Black Mesa PR Department

Black Mesa PR Department

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This is the offical Black Mesa PR Department, based in Roswell, New Mexico. Don't mess with the science team and screw Apeture Science.

Joined 24 Jul 2021
Roswell, New Mexico
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To all staff, please report to your designated areas in preparation for the Anomalous Materials division to preform their tests with the new Anti-Mass Spectrometer. Any disturbances in gravity are to be ignored until it past 2pm, in which case be very concerned!

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error2

Okay, who released all the headcrabs from their containment? To whomever did, report to HR immediately. We lost 3 scientist, 1 HEV suit, and 2 security guards before we got them all back in containment.

headcrab1

To whom it may concern, if you need to make any change to your id card go to HR and they will get you a brand new one. Also everyone is getting a pay raise due to an influx of profits

After a brief reinstall of our server's software (and an upgrade of our systems off of Windows 95) we are back up and running! Expect more Black Mesa content coming your way soon!

error6

Fun Fact, all of our computers run Windows 95. We tried to get management to either upgrade or let us install a different OS but he said we couldn't as "There could be unforeseen consequences to those actions." One of these days we'll convince them to at least get us to Windows 7 if not 10