Happy 20th to the franchise that this account's creator hyper-focused on for a bit too long
11Its uh... been 2 months and they haven't revoked my access...
That's it, I can't take it any more. This company has been downhill since the Resonance Cascade of [REDACTED] and I don't get paid enough for this, if corporate sees this consider this my resignation. Now I wait to see how long it takes the bureaucrats to change the password to this account
2Welcome to Black Mesa, where we are never inactive for a year or more! Only very close to one!
To all staff, please report to your designated areas in preparation for the Anomalous Materials division to preform their tests with the new Anti-Mass Spectrometer. Any disturbances in gravity are to be ignored until it past 2pm, in which case be very concerned!
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2We're back, and we're here to do whatever is approved by our higher ups, and sometimes not. Who knows, we sure as heck don't
Okay, why is there a dude in white armor with a red eye wandering around the facility with a turret?? Who let them in?? How did they get here???
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Take that, Aperture Science
Okay, who released all the headcrabs from their containment? To whomever did, report to HR immediately. We lost 3 scientist, 1 HEV suit, and 2 security guards before we got them all back in containment.
2To whom it may concern, if you need to make any change to your id card go to HR and they will get you a brand new one. Also everyone is getting a pay raise due to an influx of profits