Wolfcl0ck

Here in the parkour test track, no one chooses to jump for the cake. It's better to be safe and do the one-panel jump for the beans rather than risk your official testing record for just half a carbohydrate more.

I had a dream last night that there was a new Half-Life 1 co-op mod with cursed NPCs. The ones that I can remember include Ballora, who would come after you if you talked through your mic or made too much noise, and the cremator, who behaved like the jester from Lethal Company. I remember my friend intentionally micspamming and then Ballora just booking it for him.

A little known fact, the hacks were another one of Aperture Science's many great inventions that others somehow managed to steal from them. Give these guys a try here: gamebanana.com/mods/536031

Ever wondered what an Aperture Brand Rollermine might look and sound like? Well bam. (available here: gamebanana.com/mods/535533)

Today, I give you all The Maze. If you give it a try, let me know how quickly you were able to escape. gamebanana.com/mods/535390

I built a whole Portal 1 Test Chamber in only 1 Hour. Here's how.

There's something in the water in the Enrichment Center.

It seems the DMCA request was done without talking to DaFuqBoom first. I can only imagine his reaction to learning that his IP firm targetted Garry "motherloving" Newman was as follows.

The Canaveral joke had to be made. If it wasn't me, it would have been someone else.