Sup, Unit 4671 here. Just so you know, I loooooove the combine, it aint that bad! Citizens, do not fear the combine! We are here to protect you! Anyway, join the combine. Please.
GUYS I GOT PROMOTED RAAHHHHH Here's a photo 74 took to celebrate. Man, now I work in actual MISSIONS! Like taking out hordes of antlions and rebel hide outs. Mannn Im sooo glad about this, but i do hang out less with 74. Renember people, dont be a rebel and join civil protection! You'll probably end like me! reddit.com/r/HalfLife/comments/1…
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OH REAAAAAAALLY FUNNY CITIZENS! REAAAALLLY FUNNY. IM ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING RIGHT NOW. HAHA.
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1Yeah sorry for not posting much and yare yare da... But I have SHOCKING news! I had a mission over at Arbeit 1, maybe 2, dont remember, but that aint important! What is important is that in one point of the mission, we were in a squad with the one and only unit 3650! MAD COOL! And then we stopped at some doors that couldnt be opened up, so we used a device to divide them open. When they were opened, a rebel with a SHOTGUNN WAS POINTING AT MY HEAD! I DIDNT HAVE TIME TO REACT! But then, 36 saved my ass by shooting that mofo in the HEAD! IM ALIVE! IM SO FUCKING ALIVE! Now Im here waiting outside of the room Dr. Mossman (aka. the target) is in, so, mission acomplished, right?
This needs WAY more attention, like, this guy only has 69 subs (not kiddin)
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3Update on last post : remember that I said that I was at Mossman's with 36? That blue undead-looking guy came from nowhere and just killed the whole squad. Dont even know HOW am I alive. 36 ran off with Mossman, securing the target, but here I am, stranded and wounded.
Had a lotta fun this gamenight, you citizens are really something else than targets! Also this was my first TTT so yeah. In all seriousness, you guys rock and, in my opinion, you are the best valve community out there. Cheers!
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Update on the 3650 situation : he is a goddamn elite now. Heck, an elite TEMPLATE! What the hell! I didnt work for civil protection for over 5 years for this!
Yall gon hate me for this but I think the Combine are really cool just sayin. I mean, yeah they conquered earth in like 7 hours, but hey, free food.
