OH REAAAAAAALLY FUNNY CITIZENS! REAAAALLLY FUNNY. IM ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING RIGHT NOW. HAHA.
Remember when I said my missions are getting harder? I MEANT IT. WHERE IS THE ADVISOR TAKING US LMAOOOO
Update on last post : remember that I said that I was at Mossman's with 36? That blue undead-looking guy came from nowhere and just killed the whole squad. Dont even know HOW am I alive. 36 ran off with Mossman, securing the target, but here I am, stranded and wounded.
Yeah sorry for not posting much and yare yare da... But I have SHOCKING news! I had a mission over at Arbeit 1, maybe 2, dont remember, but that aint important! What is important is that in one point of the mission, we were in a squad with the one and only unit 3650! MAD COOL! And then we stopped at some doors that couldnt be opened up, so we used a device to divide them open. When they were opened, a rebel with a SHOTGUNN WAS POINTING AT MY HEAD! I DIDNT HAVE TIME TO REACT! But then, 36 saved my ass by shooting that mofo in the HEAD! IM ALIVE! IM SO FUCKING ALIVE! Now Im here waiting outside of the room Dr. Mossman (aka. the target) is in, so, mission acomplished, right?
Had a lotta fun this gamenight, you citizens are really something else than targets! Also this was my first TTT so yeah. In all seriousness, you guys rock and, in my opinion, you are the best valve community out there. Cheers!
City 17's train station is just another reality apart from ours, you can't believe what you can see there. One time, when I was working there before my PRRRRROMOTION I saw a group of 9, maybe 8 people all wearing red and... oddly enough, cartoon-looking and one of them, the biggest of the group, pointed his finger at another metro unit like shooting him from his finger. Funny right? Big man being childish? Well, that unit FLEW AND DIED. AND THEN THE OTHER PEOPLE ON THE GROUP WENT RUNNING! WHAT!
GUYS I GOT PROMOTED RAAHHHHH Here's a photo 74 took to celebrate. Man, now I work in actual MISSIONS! Like taking out hordes of antlions and rebel hide outs. Mannn Im sooo glad about this, but i do hang out less with 74. Renember people, dont be a rebel and join civil protection! You'll probably end like me! reddit.com/r/HalfLife/comments/1…
Update on the 3650 situation : he is a goddamn elite now. Heck, an elite TEMPLATE! What the hell! I didnt work for civil protection for over 5 years for this!
This feels odd
Yo this 3650 guy just killed like 4 other units right now, the hell is up with this guy? Like damn why?