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OH REAAAAAAALLY FUNNY CITIZENS! REAAAALLLY FUNNY. IM ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING RIGHT NOW. HAHA.

OH REAAAAAAALLY FUNNY CITIZENS! REAAAALLLY FUNNY. IM ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING RIGHT NOW. HAHA.

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lambdaspray6
metrochuckel5
Salithin

cant have SHIT in detroit, man

MrEvoX

"They took my girlfriend AND my paint job! Can't have SHIT on Kamino!"

Tau Guy

Where in Ohio for real now

MrEvoX

I survived the blast with Scotty and Don by going into an abandoned combine bunker. We're still in the city right now and were trying to link up with any other combine survivors and find a vehicle to get us out of there. The explosion must've done something to the Headcrab zombies located in the city, they're more agile, more stronger, faster than ever, and can link up in hordes that are barely able to be fought against. I've told my friends about you before and now that you're confirmed to be alive, send us your location so my metro cop squad can come find you. Oh and I got promoted to squad leader by the way.

Rosezu

Kinda omw to some place called white forest? Ive heard they are sending striders there cuase they have a rocket WITH A GNOME ON IT

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MrEvoX

I've looked in the databases to find it... you might die. White Forest is a massive rebel base that is currently housing almost every high level anti citizen there including Freeman, Vance, and Kleiner. Knowing the rebels, they'll definitely send out Freeman to take care of any threat that comes their way. We'll try and head your way though and we'll discuss from there.

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MrEvoX

Found a prisoner transport truck and we used as it as our escape vehicle. Also found another survivor who was some female metro cop. I think she has a interest in Scotty. We're on your way now, expect us in around an hour (Don's going at like 85 in this thing).

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Tau Guy

And they call those mf's scientists?! LoL good thing advisors are on the way