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BreenGrub

BreenGrub

@grastuf

Welcome. Welcome to Cite 17. You have chosen or been chosen to relocate to one of our finest remain cites. Wether you are here to stay or just passing through to parts unknown, welcome to cite 17.

Joined 30 Nov 2021
Blk Mesa, New Mexico
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Anyone who mentions the Sector that shan’t be name, you will be sent to the Tower of Xen expedition… and we all know what happened to Dr. Clark and Dr. Lewis…

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Dear Dr. Birdwell, please stop trying to sell crappy NFTs in the break room. You’re an idiot.

We currently have a satellite aimed at the heart of Aperture Science. At the push of a button, a super cool laser will melt a hole straight through their labs. And maybe through the entirety of Earth. On the plus side, we would become the number one research center to exist that produces such great Portals.

On December the 16th I sold a Hazardous EnVironment suit to a random homeless man who strolled into my office. If you go back to my posts, you’ll see evidence of this. Oddly enough, I don’t think that man was really homeless. In fact… I am a little concerned it was Cave Johnson in disguise…

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Dear employees, you are all fired. Even the PR department. Rest assured, you will get no severance pay. I might rehire you all next Monday. From a very bored administrator. EDIT: Never mind, turns out, legally I cannot do that.

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Subject: New Discovery Re: PHILIP SIMMONS Dr. Simmons, it has come to my attention that you have been investigating the language of both the Xen species “Vortigaunts” and the Race X species “Shock Troopers”. During your research you have translated the “Shock Troopers” almost flawlessly. The progress on the Vortigaunts, however, seems to be taking far longer than expected. Although this is disappointing, I suggest we leave this study for another time. We have several big experiments approaching and I would like you to focus on more pressing maters. The last matter I like to address is the issue of the what the “Shock troopers” speak of. Your study seems to suggest that they are aware of a larger presence the are under the rule of. For example, your study in last March reveals that some dialect was very disturbing. A quote from the study: “The species seemed to be in an agitated state when speaking of the previously mentioned sort of god like entity or entities. From my researc…

Although I don’t usually indulge holidays, I think… Oh who am I kidding. Happy New Year