I regret to inform you all that @isaac-kleiner , the LEADER OF THE RESISTANCE, was caught by one of City 17's scanners watching, you guessed it, Skibidi Toilet Episode 17. This is incredibly disappointing, but not unexpected from somebody with Kleiner's, frankly, stinky reputation. #PoopyKleiner #BreenRules
6
6
Well, well, @isaac-kleiner I see you've finally taken to embracing modern technology instead of spending your worthless days wiping your glasses and excreting waste on the Combine's front lawn. How quaint. As busy and important as I am, I must, however, correct your foul and frankly wrong statement regarding my Kissy-Kiss list (Which includes some of the MOST prestigious and hottest Combine loyalists on the planet, thank you very much) I do hope you realize that this entire matter is an extreme…
15
3Greetings. Apparently, the Combine Advisors have informed me of this website and said it would be 'more interactive' with the people of Earth rather than just my looping announcement videos, so I would like to extend a heartfelt greeting towards everybody on this website and thank the Combine, as well as Combine Advisor Robo in disguise as a human, for giving us the opportunity to converse here. Thank you. #BreenRules
12
11
9
5@drbreen My services can be useful for the Combines Take on the world. Totally not a rebel spy… Totally. #Breenrules #(Dont)ForgetaboutFreeman
