Isaac Kleiner

Well, @drbreen .. It seems that you have once again violated the rights of City-17's citizens, which is no surprise by any means! However, that footage of your scanners is real.. I was simply.. Studying.. The effects of Skippity Toilet on the minds of the average citizen! And my findings are very disturbing indeed! And surely, you wouldn't go as far as to accuse me of.. Emm.. What would Alyx say..? Ah, yes, being brain-rotted simply because I wish to study the effects of BreenTube shorts on the human mind? #drbean #breensucks

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Your request has been fulfilled @salithin! Unfortunately, I cannot personally kiss you, so this will have to suffice.. Please excuse Magnusson, he insisted that he stay in the photo. XOXO, Kleiner

Great Scott! I surely expected more warning when it came to gaining such a following in the time-span of a single day.. To celebrate, Barney and Alyx brought us over to the old lab! I even managed to get Lamarr to pose for the picture, much to everyone's surprise! Well wishes from myself and the rest of the Resistance to you all! I hope you're all faring well in these trying times..

I'll admit, your rebuttal to my accusation wasn't very impressive, @drbreen.. Perhaps you should stick to wasting your time behind your desk all day, listening to your advisor's rants? And as for my forgetfulness, it's YOUR private reserve that's been proven to cause memory issues! And let's not forget.. I'm the one who owns a shotgun, Breen.. You could barely handle Gordon's gravity gun for two seconds, before your wimpish arms gave out! Then, you proceeded to escape like a POLTROON! #RebelsF…

Testing... Testing... Everything seems to be in order. That's right, fellow rebel insurrectionists! This is a red letter day. I couldn't help but notice @drbreen had made an account here.. Alyx told me that this website could help us gain a new voice against the Combine, so, here I am! And, Dr. Breen, your "kissy-kiss list" only contains the statues of yourself you've mounted in the Citadel. #RebelsFRVR

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