We, at Black Mesa, would like to announce our NEWEST product! The personal inter-dimensional portal, called the Black Mesa Personal Portal, go and visit Xen in the safety of your own home! Just make sure to bring a crowbar and firearm just in case! Feel free to bring home your OWN headcrab or houndeye! ----- Due to reasons from the United States government, the Black Mesa Personal Portal (BMPP) was taken off the market due to production issues and possible hazards within Xen -----
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What about the Displacer?
(that was just a working title)
I was gonna say, this just sounds like the Displacer Cannon.
I still have mine from before they were banned from sales, my entire house is covered in fungus and spores. Every breath hurts more and more. Worth it 10/10 product!
Another loss for Black Mesa and a win for Aperture Science.
We have had only one product taken off the shelves, compared to your... god knows how many