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Bruner
Bruner
Feb 16, 2022

Bruh you literally have the money to strip the moon of it's minerals for your portalable walls, enough money to create a "Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System" which has more intelligence than the average person, and enough money to teleport a massive ship to the Arctic. π—šπ—œπ—©π—˜. 𝗨𝗦. π—§π—›π—˜. π—ͺπ—”π—Ÿπ—žπ—œπ—‘π—š. 𝗧𝗨π—₯π—₯π—˜π—§.

freeze2
Aperture Science PR Department

We have a special process for the moon rocks that actually makes it 1000% cheaper. As for GlaDOS… well, let’s just say personnel was halved.

walnut siemens
walnut siemens
Feb 16, 2022

egg shaped

Aperture Science PR Department

The motherboard is inside of a yolk-like substance so you’re not entirely wrong.

Your Average HECU Soldier

Too EXPENSIVE?? Ahem - "They said that we couldn't buy seven dollars worth of moon rocks, let alone seven million! Bought 'em anyway!" Nothing should stop you from science. Cave Johnson knew that. Aperture Science has gone downhill since - well - everyone died. Which kind of makes sense but that's why you test! Just file for bankruptcy and blame Black Mesa again, (That shouldn't be too hard considering the state of the world...) but whatever you do, safety and money shouldn't stop science. Continue the legacy of Cave Johnson, wherever he is.

Fireguardian
Fireguardian
Feb 16, 2022

Seriously the design is fricking awesome. Let's be honest here THIS IS MUCH TOO CHEAP FOR A COMPANY LIKE YOU SO STOP KIDDING US AROUND, COME ON WE WANT THE WALKING TURRET

RememberCitadel
RememberCitadel
Feb 17, 2022

He be walkin