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Black Mesa
Black Mesa
Sep 12, 2021

Do you serve soup?

Aperture Science PR Department

Who doesn’t?

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walnut siemens
walnut siemens
Sep 12, 2021

curious what its made of

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Aperture Science PR Department

We can’t say what it has, but it tastes good so it doesn’t matter.

Black Mesa PR Department

Do you have microwave casserole?

Aperture Science PR Department

Yes, but it's better than yours.

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KAL
KAL
Sep 12, 2021

With the lack of government grants, your company can’t even invent, let alone afford cup holders

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walnut siemens
walnut siemens
Sep 12, 2021

you didnt have to do them like that

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Onestate1234
Onestate1234
Sep 12, 2021

it's true. it's simply too expensive to afford one.

Onestate1234
Onestate1234
Sep 12, 2021

like this

Aperture Science PR Department

N… no…

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Onestate1234
Onestate1234
Sep 12, 2021

O... Oh yes...

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walnut siemens
walnut siemens
Sep 13, 2021

if a microbe lived like that its whole species would extinct seriously who eats noodles like that

Onestate1234
Onestate1234
Sep 12, 2021

Do you serve ramen in toilets?

8 Brick (Civil Protection)

Other than portal guns, testing subjects with puzzles, and lunar innovation, what research are you also working on?

Black Mesa
Black Mesa
Sep 12, 2021

Pretty sure its all just the dangerous mantis DNA research.

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8 Brick (Civil Protection)

I doubt that for a second but your probably right.

walnut siemens
walnut siemens
Sep 12, 2021

hows the state of aperture

Aperture Science PR Department

Pretty good, GlaDOS takes care of most things in the facility so we don’t have to worry too much.

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walnut siemens
walnut siemens
Sep 12, 2021

glad yall doing alright

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Aperture Science PR Department

We could definitely use some funding though.

THE
THE
Sep 13, 2021

does joe biden like portals

Aperture Science PR Department

We don’t know, but we assume he does, because who doesn’t like portals?

Michaels World
Michaels World
Sep 13, 2021

what does the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device taste like?

Aperture Science PR Department

The portals? Chicken. The device itself? Metal, blood and chicken.

Brushwork Entertainment

Do you offer lemonade to your testers? If so, where can i apply?

Aperture Science PR Department

So far, we only have combustible lemonade. We should advise you that drinking the combustible lemonade is NOT good for you.

Labs
Labs
Sep 12, 2021

Opinions on Earth 1’s use of the multiverse to make alternate Apertures pay for test chamber construction?

Aperture Science PR Department

Makes it easier for us to make test chambers, so I’m not complaining.

medium_rifle
medium_rifle
Sep 12, 2021

how many human sacrifices were required to get a working prototype of the handheld portal device

Aperture Science PR Department

Only 1, if you can believe it.

Werru
Werru
Sep 12, 2021

Has GLaDOS asked for any neurotoxin lately?

Aperture Science PR Department

We installed a personality core that prevents her from doing that.

BlueLambda1998
BlueLambda1998
Sep 12, 2021

why do you exist?

Black Mesa
Black Mesa
Sep 12, 2021

We ask that all the time.

Aperture Science PR Department

To create products to help humanity.

indigo.radio
indigo.radio
Sep 12, 2021

Do you plan on manufacturing Indigo colored radios?

Aperture Science PR Department

Probably not, but we may.

HitoshiiAFK
HitoshiiAFK
Sep 12, 2021

This page: glados.c-net.org/ or this: glados.biringa.com/ Are they verified or have they no association with the company?

Aperture Science PR Department

They are not associated with us, but we'll let them stay up.

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