For the next 48 hours, the PR department will be answering questions that you may have. If you’d like your questions answered, put them in the “comments” of this post.
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For the next 48 hours, the PR department will be answering questions that you may have. If you’d like your questions answered, put them in the “comments” of this post.
Do you serve soup?
Who doesn’t?
curious what its made of
We can’t say what it has, but it tastes good so it doesn’t matter.
Do you have microwave casserole?
Yes, but it's better than yours.
With the lack of government grants, your company can’t even invent, let alone afford cup holders
you didnt have to do them like that
it's true. it's simply too expensive to afford one.
like this
N… no…
O... Oh yes...
if a microbe lived like that its whole species would extinct seriously who eats noodles like that
Do you serve ramen in toilets?
Other than portal guns, testing subjects with puzzles, and lunar innovation, what research are you also working on?
Pretty sure its all just the dangerous mantis DNA research.
I doubt that for a second but your probably right.
hows the state of aperture
Pretty good, GlaDOS takes care of most things in the facility so we don’t have to worry too much.
glad yall doing alright
We could definitely use some funding though.
does joe biden like portals
We don’t know, but we assume he does, because who doesn’t like portals?
what does the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device taste like?
The portals? Chicken. The device itself? Metal, blood and chicken.
Do you offer lemonade to your testers? If so, where can i apply?
So far, we only have combustible lemonade. We should advise you that drinking the combustible lemonade is NOT good for you.
Opinions on Earth 1’s use of the multiverse to make alternate Apertures pay for test chamber construction?
Makes it easier for us to make test chambers, so I’m not complaining.
how many human sacrifices were required to get a working prototype of the handheld portal device
Only 1, if you can believe it.
Has GLaDOS asked for any neurotoxin lately?
We installed a personality core that prevents her from doing that.
why do you exist?
We ask that all the time.
To create products to help humanity.
Do you plan on manufacturing Indigo colored radios?
Probably not, but we may.
This page: glados.c-net.org/ or this: glados.biringa.com/ Are they verified or have they no association with the company?
They are not associated with us, but we'll let them stay up.