

My desire for Deckard copium is so strong that I've turned to an AI version of Gabe Newell for answers. The killer feature of the Valve Deckard is its breakfast maker add-on, apparently. He also announced a Valve Metaverse called "Steam Plaza" Reminder, NONE OF THIS IS REAL
i got this lmao
Necessary feature. I'll be disappointed if the deckard can't make breakfast
I just realised that AI Gabe is getting confused with all the breakfast talk because the Deckard is rumoured to have PANCAKE LENSES.