Reliable Excavation Demolition

Hello and apologies for the long wait! Today we, alongside @buildersleagueunitedreal have made a temporary truce to celebrate the anniversary of us getting founded!... Which is very long overdue, but our archivist got lost and we were forced to wait (And before you ask, yes, both us and @buildersleagueunitedreal have a joint archive managed by Mann Co. due to some logistical kerfuffle). However, now the wait is over and both of us have a very special treat for you all! Some old photos from days…

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Sorry for the lack of activity. We've been very hard at work looking through all of the resumes that have been sent to us after our recent job offer post. We'll inform you on who will have the honor of joining our company as soon as we find the right candidate. Now, in the spirit of the fast approaching spookiest time of the year, let's finish this post with some scary two sentence horror! You know what's the scariest and most horrifying thing you can do? Work for BLU. See you soon!

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@nightmaretommy In response to the question "do you have Dental ?" No, we don't have a dentist, but we offer free dental services especially for BLU by knocking out their teeth. There's nothing like a genuine smile and terror.

Sorry for not posting much. We were a bit busy while also doing some cleanup on our end, thanks to which we have an amazing offer for you all! As you can see, we're hiring! Looking for a janitor to be exact. If you have no problem constantly moving around the United States (and even some places outside of it), cleaning up large amounts of blood, corpses and dismembered body parts, etc. then this job is for you! More info on the poster! Contact us below if you're interested or have some question…

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Apologies for our sudden and long silence, but BLU wasn't lying when they said they would send our spy back in "multiple parts" — we really had to pull ourselves together after that (we're not fans of paperwork). Now that it's behind us, it's worth emphasizing that we know what BLU has been up to recently, and of course, ███ █████ ██████ ████ ████ ███████

Everyone seems to be doing this recently, so we may as well do it too. #LambdaGeneration

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(Serious post. Ignore if you're only here for the fun stuff, or read anyway. Your choice really.) We hate to break character so soon, but we felt that it is important to say this now. We've seen @graygravelco's post. It's cool to see other people joining in on this stupid thing and so quickly too, since it's been only around 2 days since we started. However, we just want to clarify that the only "official" accounts that are currently part of this are the RED and BLU accounts. This doesn't mean we don't want people joining on the fun with their own accounts (As long as it doesn't become annoying), we just want to make sure people don't get confused and think every single account related to this belongs to us. If a new account will ever pop up, check if we're following it. If we do, then it means it's 100% officially made by us or related to us in some way. We may respond to some fan-made posts/comments from time to time. If that happens, you can treat them as "soft/half-cannon" if you…