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@nightmaretommy In response to the question "do you have Dental ?" No, we don't have a dentist, but we offer free dental services especially for BLU by knocking out their teeth. There's nothing like a genuine smile and terror.
Sorry for not posting much. We were a bit busy while also doing some cleanup on our end, thanks to which we have an amazing offer for you all! As you can see, we're hiring! Looking for a janitor to be exact. If you have no problem constantly moving around the United States (and even some places outside of it), cleaning up large amounts of blood, corpses and dismembered body parts, etc. then this job is for you! More info on the poster! Contact us below if you're interested or have some questionβ¦
9Apologies for our sudden and long silence, but BLU wasn't lying when they said they would send our spy back in "multiple parts" β we really had to pull ourselves together after that (we're not fans of paperwork). Now that it's behind us, it's worth emphasizing that we know what BLU has been up to recently, and of course, βββ βββββ ββββββ ββββ ββββ βββββββ
Everyone seems to be doing this recently, so we may as well do it too. #LambdaGeneration
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@buildersleagueunitedreal Part 2 is here
@buildersleagueunitedreal This is only Part 1 of more to come.
Caught a certain unwanted guest trying to sneak into our base. All we can say is: Good effort, but not good enough. Oh, by the way, @reliableexcavdemoreal , next time you should post your secret plans AFTER you do them, because if you don't, they're not so secret anymore. PS: No one from our company was harmed.
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Best regards and best of luck to our Spy, who is embarking on a secret mission into BLU's TueFort territory. BLU will regret crossing our path! They'll never know what hit 'em!