I regret to inform you all that @isaac-kleiner , the LEADER OF THE RESISTANCE, was caught by one of City 17's scanners watching, you guessed it, Skibidi Toilet Episode 17. This is incredibly disappointing, but not unexpected from somebody with Kleiner's, frankly, stinky reputation. #PoopyKleiner#BreenRules
Well, well, @isaac-kleiner I see you've finally taken to embracing modern technology instead of spending your worthless days wiping your glasses and excreting waste on the Combine's front lawn. How quaint. As busy and important as I am, I must, however, correct your foul and frankly wrong statement regarding my Kissy-Kiss list (Which includes some of the MOST prestigious and hottest Combine loyalists on the planet, thank you very much)
I do hope you realize that this entire matter is an extreme…