We are pleased to announce the brand new Hazardous Environment Suit Mark III 10" Action Figure which is now purchasable at the Black Mesa gift shop, later it will be sold at other retail stores. #HEVActionFigure This action figure is full articulatable for complex action poses. Other parts sold separately. @blackmesadevs @black-mesa-pr @aperturescience ᴡᴇ sᴘᴇɴᴛ ᴀʟᴏᴛ ᴏғ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴏɴ ᴛʜɪs (this isn't a real product I should've specified)
Remember! Power Armor is not for pussies. Wear your PPE that means wear your goggles, work coats, steel toe cap boots and masks while working with hazards and dangerous equipment in the work place, we neither want you to be harmed, or have to tell your family about the mistake you made.
To the junior staffers please stop suggesting what we should post on this account. We don't even know what this means. If this keeps up like this we're going to lock you in the big fan room and leave you there.
Who ever owns the large shipping boat parked in the ice, your lights are on. @aperturescience
Its getting pretty chilly outside the black mesa facility so if you happen to be walking about topside we recommend you wear a coat. All the paths are salted incase of any snow or ice, and the facilities temperature will be put up a few notches until the weather improves. Stay safe and stay warm!
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Kleiner did this himself. We're putting him in the big fan room as we speak.
Why don't we get the advertising treatment?
We are going to throw you into the sun
NOBODY FOLLOW WE HIT THE PERFECT AMMOUNT!