LambdaGeneration
Lollll01110

You stole the H.E.V from us and many more stuff the Medkit and the H.E.V charger and black mesa used aperture a.i for your mainframe

VeryCoolMoment

Black Mesa is like the personal computer of the science intustry So I choose Black Mesa

Aperture Science PR Department

You stole our government funding from us. It is not something to brag about.

Black Mesa PR Department

Not our fault you lost/killed several Olympic champions and austronauts

Aperture Science PR Department
Reply to Black Mesa PR Department

Not our fault you started a resonance cascade.

Black Mesa PR Department
Reply to Aperture Science PR Department

How were we supposed to know that the one crystal would open a rift in reality!?

Aperture Science PR Department
Reply to Black Mesa PR Department

According to our insiders, you already did know.

Black Mesa PR Department
Reply to Aperture Science PR Department

At least our CEO is still alive

Aperture Science PR Department
Reply to Black Mesa PR Department

And this is why Black Mesa is the worse company, they laugh at the death of others.

Black Mesa PR Department
Reply to Aperture Science PR Department

We had an ethics division, and had SOME morals

KAL
KAL
Mod
Jul 25
Reply to Aperture Science PR Department

Oh you really one to talk Aperture, when you forced your own employees to undergo testing initiatives that killed many people and didn't bat an eye. No wonder you had such a high retention rate, who would want to work for the company of death?

Lollll01110
Reply to KAL

60 dollars cash

Black Mesa Research Facility

hell yeah brother!

Hickory
Hickory
Jul 25

This is why I believe Black Mesa is superior. They're way better at hiding their missing astronauts.

Lollll01110

they never died just turned to peanut butter

Hickory
Hickory
Jul 25
Reply to Lollll01110

I have shocking news for you regarding the aliveness of peanut butter.

λlex

I’d like to know @apertureprdep’s response to this

Aperture Science PR Department

Thank you for bringing this horrible post to my attention.