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Avxkemd
Avxkemd
Jul 25, 2021

You stole the H.E.V from us and many more stuff the Medkit and the H.E.V charger and black mesa used aperture a.i for your mainframe

Aperture Science PR Department

You stole our government funding from us. It is not something to brag about.

Black Mesa PR Department

Not our fault you lost/killed several Olympic champions and austronauts

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Aperture Science PR Department

Not our fault you started a resonance cascade.

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Black Mesa PR Department

How were we supposed to know that the one crystal would open a rift in reality!?

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Aperture Science PR Department

According to our insiders, you already did know.

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Black Mesa PR Department

At least our CEO is still alive

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Aperture Science PR Department

And this is why Black Mesa is the worse company, they laugh at the death of others.

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Black Mesa PR Department

We had an ethics division, and had SOME morals

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KAL
KAL
Jul 25, 2021

Oh you really one to talk Aperture, when you forced your own employees to undergo testing initiatives that killed many people and didn't bat an eye. No wonder you had such a high retention rate, who would want to work for the company of death?

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Avxkemd
Avxkemd
Jul 25, 2021

60 dollars cash

Black Mesa Research Facility

hell yeah brother!

Hickory
Hickory
Jul 25, 2021

This is why I believe Black Mesa is superior. They're way better at hiding their missing astronauts.

Avxkemd
Avxkemd
Jul 25, 2021

they never died just turned to peanut butter

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Hickory
Hickory
Jul 25, 2021

I have shocking news for you regarding the aliveness of peanut butter.

λlex
λlex
Jul 25, 2021

I’d like to know @apertureprdep’s response to this

Aperture Science PR Department

Thank you for bringing this horrible post to my attention.