Black Mesa would like to announce that we now have made the perfect recipe for cake that requires ZERO human souls and no neurotoxin! All you need is a box of “Black Mesa Chocolate Cake Mix”, 2 cups of milk, a stick of butter, and 2 eggs. The instructions can be found on the box! Some optional ingredients are 5 Xen crystals ground to a powder, 2 tablespoons of headcrab blood, and 1 cup of sugar!
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It tasted great but I keep teleporting to this random floating island every 10 minutes.
I followed the instructions and am now caught in a harmonic reflux. You will be hearing from my lawyers as soon as I teleport out of this well.