The year 1999 has arrived. A herd of frikin' ugly combines are rushing from City 17. Crime rate skyrockeded! Hyperborea is ruined! Therefore, The kraken base government called upon Odessa Cubbage's relative Kung Fu Owen for the massacre of the combines. Owen is a killer machine. Wipe out all 1.2 billion of the Combine Agents!
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Man I can't wait for Hyperborea 97.
It would be funnier if Odessa's relative had an rpg