"By the time of 2004, I was a seen as a god amongst nerds. I founded and ran a vast gaming empire. DO YOU REALLY THINK I'M GOING TO LET AN UPSTART COME INTO THE CITADEL AND RANSOM MY PROPERTY TO ME!? I SPENT TWO CENTURIES SEARCHING FOR THE LAST COPY OF HL3! IT'S MY INVENTION, MY PROPERTY - MINE! NOW BE A GOOD FANBOY AND DELIVER IT!"
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