idea from: @tekz
On behalf of the Combine, I'm pleased to announce our new product and collaboration with Nabisco, Oreos flavored exactly to water from my private reserve! These will be given out in extremely limited quality, so please report to your closest nutrition handout station and pay a small fee of 500 Ration Credits, and you can enjoy the greatest Oreo flavor since Vortigaunt Green! Thank you.
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12Greetings. Apparently, the Combine Advisors have informed me of this website and said it would be 'more interactive' with the people of Earth rather than just my looping announcement videos, so I would like to extend a heartfelt greeting towards everybody on this website and thank the Combine, as well as Combine Advisor Robo in disguise as a human, for giving us the opportunity to converse here. Thank you. #BreenRules
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