Too bad that Saxton Hale reaction wasn't here already, so here's my submission
"Caught Bread-Handed" "To Catch a Breadator"
literally me (definetly not cry for help lmfao)
Sorry for not posting much. We were a bit busy while also doing some cleanup on our end, thanks to which we have an amazing offer for you all! As you can see, we're hiring! Looking for a janitor to be exact. If you have no problem constantly moving around the United States (and even some places outside of it), cleaning up large amounts of blood, corpses and dismembered body parts, etc. then this job is for you! More info on the poster! Contact us below if you're interested or have some question…
Sorry for not posting much. We were a bit busy while also doing some cleanup on our end, thanks to which we have an amazing offer for you all! As you can see, we're hiring! Looking for a janitor to be exact. If you have no problem constantly moving around the United States (and even some places outside of it), cleaning up large amounts of blood, corpses and dismembered body parts, etc. then this job is for you! More info on the poster! Contact us below if you're interested or have some question…
Apologies for our sudden and long silence, but BLU wasn't lying when they said they would send our spy back in "multiple parts" — we really had to pull ourselves together after that (we're not fans of paperwork). Now that it's behind us, it's worth emphasizing that we know what BLU has been up to recently, and of course, ███ █████ ██████ ████ ████ ███████
Fight Night (TF2) (GMOD)