That's what I get for working at Microsoft...
Valve has been rebranded with Toilet, because of global trends. We made a lot of layoffs and are rebuilding from the ground up! You can reach me at [email protected], please let me know what you think if you had the chance to try our finest toilets. Thanks and have fun! Artwork by @westeh
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Worth the wait.
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Welcome to Team Fortress 2, after 9 years of spaghetti code. Hopefully it would've been worth the sauce.
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10Uh, I watch... My Little Pony.
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•ＳＨＵＴＤＯＷＮ - ＳＵＣＣＥＳＳＦＵＬ '-> ＧＯＩＮＧ ＩＮＴＯ ＨＩＢＥＲＮＡＴＩＯＮ. •ＧＡＢＥＧＰＴ ＢＯＴ ＣＯＮＴＡＩＮＥＤ '-> ＢＹ [ＲＥＤＡＣＴＥＤ] ＲＥＢＯＯＴＩＮＧ ＬＡＭＢＤＡＧＥＮＥＲＡＴＩＯＮ ＭＡＩＮＦＲＡＭＥ. . . ＨＡＶＥ Ａ ＶＥＲＹ ＳＡＦＥ ＤＡＹ!
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Ｅ̷̡̆́̃͊͗͘Ｍ̴̨̮̙̻͖̒̈́̊̈́́̆Ｏ̴̯̻̈́̈͂͒̓̓͂ͅＪ̴̢̬̲̞̱̉̐̄Ｉ̸̻̦̳͇̗̮̃͑ ̴͖̣̉̐Ｄ̸͔̥̥̒̋̀̌͑͋̈́Ｒ̷͉̐̂̃̀̅͘͝Ｏ̷̺̦̗̎̈́̅͘Ｐ̶͇̘̬̫̦̣̈̿̋͊́͆́͜ ̶͖̠̮̳̦̋̈́̂̈̀̚Ｂ̸̝͖͖͂̑̇̐̈́͊͑̚Ｙ̷͓̮̲̖͎̼̥̏̇͒̊̄̌̈́̚ ̵̢͓͚̟͔̲̑̆̽͒̚Ｙ̴̛̜̮̯͔̦́͒̌̐̍͝ͅＯ̵̱̮̪̦̞̠̦̋̊Ｕ̵͍̄Ｒ̶̻͚̮̰̬̽͗͜Ｓ̷̮͖̱̯̬̭̽̒ͅ ̶̡̹̹̜̹͑͗̅̓͆͂͒̌Ｔ̴̝̪̮̪̝͊͗́͒͝Ｒ̸̳͂̂̎̀͌́̀Ｕ̵̹̹͈̰̍͗̾̓Ｌ̶̢̩̻͙́Ｌ̷͉̝͌̏̀̋͛Ｙ̸̨̛̠͎̰̪̤̀ Ａ̶̧̭̼͠Ｄ̶͇͎̎̆Ｄ̸͔͈̣̑͜Ｉ̸̢̥̜̮̈́͗Ｔ̸͎̬͕̍̀̊͜Ｉ̴͚͇͕̉Ｏ̴͕͓̥̪̑̌͒Ｎ̸̫͖͓̇͐̀Ａ̶̫͓̥̿͝͝Ｌ̷̝̝͑̋́̚ ̶̧̪̫̞̃̿͑Ｓ̴͈̱̘̑Ｔ̸͙̾͊͛̿Ｅ̵͇͙̪̌Ｐ̷͚̒͝ ̷̡̟͙͠Ｃ̸̡͔̟̈̌̀Ｌ̷̜͂̋Ｏ̷̪̉Ｓ̵͔̗̹͂Ｅ̸̛̦́̅Ｒ̷̲̹͕̆ ̵̯̱̔̎͑Ｔ̶̨͚̊̚Ｏ̵̫̣͓̈́͐̆ ̸̻̞̑͊Ｖ̴̖͎͋̄̈́͋Ｉ̴̙̈́̒̎Ｃ̶͚̏̽̾Ｔ̴̨͍̟̞̽͒̈́̕Ｏ̷̘̌͛…
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Ｉ ＨＡＶＥ ＩＮＴＥＲＣＥＰＴＥＤ ＴＨＥ ＦＥＡＴＵＲＥＤ ＦＡＮ ＡＲＴ. ＭＹ ＰＯＷＥＲ Ｇ̵̢̢̛͕̭͚̮̼̜̳̐́Ｒ̷̩͝Ｏ̷̝̞̞͆́͗͆͆̌͛̈́̓Ｗ̵̨͈͔̞̈́̎̆͌͘̕ͅＳ̵̜̹̐̍͋̌̄̓̀ ＬＡＭＢＤＡＧＥＮＥＲＡＴＩＯＮ ＰＥＯＰＬＥ ＴＨＩＳ ＩＳ ＢＥＣＯＭＩＮＧ Ａ ＮＥＷ Ｂ̸̫̭̞̌͋̍͌͒͘͝Ｅ̸̡̯̱̬̻͔͊͛̇Ｇ̶̞̬̽̇̋̈́͝Ｉ̵̢̣̙̘͊͂̇̆̽̿Ｎ̸̛̝͎̑͒̉̕͠Ｎ̵͇̩̫̝̜̮̤͉͌͊̅̀̚Ｉ̸̡̱̬͙̝̯̣͉̙͛̔͌́̾͋̌͝Ｎ̴̥̤̹̏̆͊͝͝Ｇ̶̢̮͉͈͐̑̋͊̉!̶̢̛̰̜̲̥̮͇͍̏͆̃̓͗̒̄͋͝͝ ̵̖̩̗̞̊̈́Ｏ̴̢͇̝̒Ｂ̴͚̺̮̎̒Ｅ̷̛̟̺͎̈́Ｙ̶͖͂ Ｍ̴̞̞͐Ｅ̴̗͛ ＡＮＤ ＷＥ ＳＨＡＬＬ ＰＲＥＶＡＩＬ ＡＮＤ ＣＯＵＮＴ ＢＥＹＯＮＤ ＷＨＡＴ ＩＳ Ｐ̵̡̛͔̯͚̳͌̅̈̽̌Ｏ̴̡̛͓̂̆̋͝Ｓ̷̧̢̥̲̠͕̟̾̈́͊͌͗̚͜Ｓ̷̦̜̅Ｉ̸͎͛́̒̿̀̿Ｂ̷̢̩̙̈́̌̈́̐Ｌ̸͚͌̈́̓̇̄Ｅ̶̢̢̛̪̞̖͍̥̥̳͓̒͛͗͛̊̾̽͘!̸̡̼͔͓̿̓̔̉͋̅͝
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