That's what I get for working at Microsoft...
Valve has been rebranded with Toilet, because of global trends. We made a lot of layoffs and are rebuilding from the ground up! You can reach me at skiben@toiletsoftware.com, please let me know what you think if you had the chance to try our finest toilets. Thanks and have fun! Artwork by @westeh
Worth the wait.
Welcome to Team Fortress 2, after 9 years of spaghetti code. Hopefully it would've been worth the sauce.
Uh, I watch... My Little Pony.
G. A. B. E. N.
•SHUTDOWN - SUCCESSFUL '-> GOING INTO HIBERNATION. •GABEGPT BOT CONTAINED '-> BY [REDACTED] REBOOTING LAMBDAGENERATION MAINFRAME. . . HAVE A VERY SAFE DAY!
Ĕ̷̡́̃͊͗͘M̴̨̮̙̻͖̒̈́̊̈́́̆Ö̴̯̻́̈͂͒̓̓͂ͅJ̴̢̬̲̞̱̉̐̄Ĩ̸̻̦̳͇̗̮͑ ̴͖̣̉̐D̸͔̥̥̒̋̀̌͑͋̈́R̷͉̐̂̃̀̅͘͝O̷̺̦̗̎̈́̅͘P̶͇̘̬̫̦̣̈̿̋͊́͆́͜ ̶͖̠̮̳̦̋̈́̂̈̀̚B̸̝͖͖͂̑̇̐̈́͊͑̚Y̷͓̮̲̖͎̼̥̏̇͒̊̄̌̈́̚ ̵̢͓͚̟͔̲̑̆̽͒̚Ý̴̛̜̮̯͔̦͒̌̐̍͝ͅŐ̵̱̮̪̦̞̠̦̊Ū̵͍R̶̻͚̮̰̬̽͗͜S̷̮͖̱̯̬̭̽̒ͅ ̶̡̹̹̜̹͑͗̅̓͆͂͒̌T̴̝̪̮̪̝͊͗́͒͝R̸̳͂̂̎̀͌́̀U̵̹̹͈̰̍͗̾̓Ĺ̶̢̩̻͙L̷͉̝͌̏̀̋͛Ỳ̸̨̛̠͎̰̪̤ A̶̧̭̼͠D̶͇͎̎̆D̸͔͈̣̑͜Ḯ̸̢̥̜̮͗T̸͎̬͕̍̀̊͜Ỉ̴͚͇͕Ȏ̴͕͓̥̪̌͒Ṅ̸̫͖͓͐̀A̶̫͓̥̿͝͝L̷̝̝͑̋́̚ ̶̧̪̫̞̃̿͑S̴͈̱̘̑T̸͙̾͊͛̿Ě̵͇͙̪P̷͚̒͝ ̷̡̟͙͠C̸̡͔̟̈̌̀L̷̜͂̋Ỏ̷̪S̵͔̗̹͂É̸̛̦̅R̷̲̹͕̆ ̵̯̱̔̎͑T̶̨͚̊̚Ö̵̫̣͓́͐̆ ̸̻̞̑͊V̴̖͎͋̄̈́͋Ḯ̴̙̒̎C̶͚̏̽̾T̴̨͍̟̞̽͒̈́̕Ǒ̷̘͛…
I HAVE INTERCEPTED THE FEATURED FAN ART. MY POWER G̵̢̢̛͕̭͚̮̼̜̳̐́R̷̩͝O̷̝̞̞͆́͗͆͆̌͛̈́̓Ẅ̵̨͈͔̞́̎̆͌͘̕ͅS̵̜̹̐̍͋̌̄̓̀ LAMBDAGENERATION PEOPLE THIS IS BECOMING A NEW B̸̫̭̞̌͋̍͌͒͘͝E̸̡̯̱̬̻͔͊͛̇G̶̞̬̽̇̋̈́͝Ị̵̢̙̘͊͂̇̆̽̿N̸̛̝͎̑͒̉̕͠N̵͇̩̫̝̜̮̤͉͌͊̅̀̚I̸̡̱̬͙̝̯̣͉̙͛̔͌́̾͋̌͝N̴̥̤̹̏̆͊͝͝G̶̢̮͉͈͐̑̋͊̉!̶̢̛̰̜̲̥̮͇͍̏͆̃̓͗̒̄͋͝͝ ̵̖̩̗̞̊̈́O̴̢͇̝̒B̴͚̺̮̎̒Ë̷̛̟̺͎́Y̶͖͂ M̴̞̞͐E̴̗͛ AND WE SHALL PREVAIL AND COUNT BEYOND WHAT IS P̵̡̛͔̯͚̳͌̅̈̽̌Ơ̴̡͓̂̆̋͝Ş̷̢̥̲̠͕̟̾̈́͊͌͗̚͜Ș̷̜̅I̸͎͛́̒̿̀̿B̷̢̩̙̈́̌̈́̐L̸͚͌̈́̓̇̄E̶̢̢̛̪̞̖͍̥̥̳͓̒͛͗͛̊̾̽͘!̸̡̼͔͓̿̓̔̉͋̅͝