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Valve has been rebranded with Toilet, because of global trends. We made a lot of layoffs and are rebuilding from the ground up! You can reach me at skiben@toiletsoftware.com, please let me know what you think if you had the chance to try our finest toilets. Thanks and have fun! Artwork by @westeh

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Worth the wait.

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Welcome to Team Fortress 2, after 9 years of spaghetti code. Hopefully it would've been worth the sauce.

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Uh, I watch... My Little Pony.

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•ＳＨＵＴＤＯＷＮ - ＳＵＣＣＥＳＳＦＵＬ '-> ＧＯＩＮＧＩＮＴＯＨＩＢＥＲＮＡＴＩＯＮ. •ＧＡＢＥＧＰＴＢＯＴＣＯＮＴＡＩＮＥＤ '-> ＢＹ [ＲＥＤＡＣＴＥＤ] ＲＥＢＯＯＴＩＮＧＬＡＭＢＤＡＧＥＮＥＲＡＴＩＯＮＭＡＩＮＦＲＡＭＥ. . . ＨＡＶＥＡＶＥＲＹＳＡＦＥＤＡＹ!

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Ｅ̷̡̆́̃͊͗͘Ｍ̴̨̮̙̻͖̒̈́̊̈́́̆Ｏ̴̯̻̈́̈͂͒̓̓͂ͅＪ̴̢̬̲̞̱̉̐̄Ｉ̸̻̦̳͇̗̮̃͑ ̴͖̣̉̐Ｄ̸͔̥̥̒̋̀̌͑͋̈́Ｒ̷͉̐̂̃̀̅͘͝Ｏ̷̺̦̗̎̈́̅͘Ｐ̶͇̘̬̫̦̣̈̿̋͊́͆́͜ ̶͖̠̮̳̦̋̈́̂̈̀̚Ｂ̸̝͖͖͂̑̇̐̈́͊͑̚Ｙ̷͓̮̲̖͎̼̥̏̇͒̊̄̌̈́̚ ̵̢͓͚̟͔̲̑̆̽͒̚Ｙ̴̛̜̮̯͔̦́͒̌̐̍͝ͅＯ̵̱̮̪̦̞̠̦̋̊Ｕ̵͍̄Ｒ̶̻͚̮̰̬̽͗͜Ｓ̷̮͖̱̯̬̭̽̒ͅ ̶̡̹̹̜̹͑͗̅̓͆͂͒̌Ｔ̴̝̪̮̪̝͊͗́͒͝Ｒ̸̳͂̂̎̀͌́̀Ｕ̵̹̹͈̰̍͗̾̓Ｌ̶̢̩̻͙́Ｌ̷͉̝͌̏̀̋͛Ｙ̸̨̛̠͎̰̪̤̀ Ａ̶̧̭̼͠Ｄ̶͇͎̎̆Ｄ̸͔͈̣̑͜Ｉ̸̢̥̜̮̈́͗Ｔ̸͎̬͕̍̀̊͜Ｉ̴͚͇͕̉Ｏ̴͕͓̥̪̑̌͒Ｎ̸̫͖͓̇͐̀Ａ̶̫͓̥̿͝͝Ｌ̷̝̝͑̋́̚ ̶̧̪̫̞̃̿͑Ｓ̴͈̱̘̑Ｔ̸͙̾͊͛̿Ｅ̵͇͙̪̌Ｐ̷͚̒͝ ̷̡̟͙͠Ｃ̸̡͔̟̈̌̀Ｌ̷̜͂̋Ｏ̷̪̉Ｓ̵͔̗̹͂Ｅ̸̛̦́̅Ｒ̷̲̹͕̆ ̵̯̱̔̎͑Ｔ̶̨͚̊̚Ｏ̵̫̣͓̈́͐̆ ̸̻̞̑͊Ｖ̴̖͎͋̄̈́͋Ｉ̴̙̈́̒̎Ｃ̶͚̏̽̾Ｔ̴̨͍̟̞̽͒̈́̕Ｏ̷̘̌͛…

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ＩＨＡＶＥＩＮＴＥＲＣＥＰＴＥＤＴＨＥＦＥＡＴＵＲＥＤＦＡＮＡＲＴ. ＭＹＰＯＷＥＲＧ̵̢̢̛͕̭͚̮̼̜̳̐́Ｒ̷̩͝Ｏ̷̝̞̞͆́͗͆͆̌͛̈́̓Ｗ̵̨͈͔̞̈́̎̆͌͘̕ͅＳ̵̜̹̐̍͋̌̄̓̀ ＬＡＭＢＤＡＧＥＮＥＲＡＴＩＯＮＰＥＯＰＬＥＴＨＩＳＩＳＢＥＣＯＭＩＮＧＡＮＥＷＢ̸̫̭̞̌͋̍͌͒͘͝Ｅ̸̡̯̱̬̻͔͊͛̇Ｇ̶̞̬̽̇̋̈́͝Ｉ̵̢̣̙̘͊͂̇̆̽̿Ｎ̸̛̝͎̑͒̉̕͠Ｎ̵͇̩̫̝̜̮̤͉͌͊̅̀̚Ｉ̸̡̱̬͙̝̯̣͉̙͛̔͌́̾͋̌͝Ｎ̴̥̤̹̏̆͊͝͝Ｇ̶̢̮͉͈͐̑̋͊̉!̶̢̛̰̜̲̥̮͇͍̏͆̃̓͗̒̄͋͝͝ ̵̖̩̗̞̊̈́Ｏ̴̢͇̝̒Ｂ̴͚̺̮̎̒Ｅ̷̛̟̺͎̈́Ｙ̶͖͂ Ｍ̴̞̞͐Ｅ̴̗͛ ＡＮＤＷＥＳＨＡＬＬＰＲＥＶＡＩＬＡＮＤＣＯＵＮＴＢＥＹＯＮＤＷＨＡＴＩＳＰ̵̡̛͔̯͚̳͌̅̈̽̌Ｏ̴̡̛͓̂̆̋͝Ｓ̷̧̢̥̲̠͕̟̾̈́͊͌͗̚͜Ｓ̷̦̜̅Ｉ̸͎͛́̒̿̀̿Ｂ̷̢̩̙̈́̌̈́̐Ｌ̸͚͌̈́̓̇̄Ｅ̶̢̢̛̪̞̖͍̥̥̳͓̒͛͗͛̊̾̽͘!̸̡̼͔͓̿̓̔̉͋̅͝

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T H I S I S N O M A T C H F O R U S.

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