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Otis broke one of our security doors down with his bare hands. We've called the SCP Foundation.

Ah I’m glad the PR department has spoken about the recent Otis problem

You might have a new problem of personnel having amnesia and security records being redacted

Don't worry. As long as you give him enough donuts and candy he should calm down for a bit.

He is one of your best personnel, did you call SCP Foundation to contain him? Trust me, he is the best thing you can have in a resona-