Aperture Science PR DepartmentSep 11, 2021Half-LifeMemesSure, Black Mesa has the Zero Point Energy Field Manipulator, but can it place portals? I didn’t think so.104
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Sure, Aperture Science has the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device, but can I throw things at people? I didn't think so.
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Nah but we can make portals without a surface
Yeah, but it requires tons of power and is stationary, meanwhile our is handheld.
Jokes on you, we made a handheld version!
does aperture science have a molten rebar shooting sniper rifle/crossbow? precisely.
fuse them together, i wonder what kind of result it yields
We’re not gonna pull a Black Mesa and steal the Zero Point Energy Field Manipulator, but if they donate it to us then sure.
We're more likely to partner together, and we already prepared for that. We even had a logo made.