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It has unfortunately come to my attention that, due to my noble actions and collaboration with the Combine, a select few degenerated citizens have felt the need to endlessly slander and insult me, going to such depraved offensive lengths as to call meaningless insults such as a "GLaDOS Simp," or a quote-UN-quote "Robo-Thigh Enjoyer." To address these obviously false allegations, I can assure the general public those searches were for research purposes only, and were in the Combine's best interest to.. learn about the human race's questionable interests. Any complaining or continuous slandering of myself will result in -5000 ration credits, as well as another 3 months the suppression field is shut off.