Aperture Science PR DepartmentSep 13, 2021Half-LifeMemesMy son just told me he want to work for Black Mesa more than Aperture Science. I will be putting him up for adoption.
We'll adopt him!
hope yall take good care of em
Don't worry we will!
black mesa would adopt your son and easily hire them
Good choice. You wouldn’t want him to become a test subject. Bring him to black mesa and I ll make sure to keep an eye on him. Don’t worry, I will always press “E” so he wouldn’t get lost.