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Hey guys, this post is a bit personal and unrelated, but I really like this girl in my class. I’ve never really interacted with a bunch and I want to know how to get to know her. Any advice? (Here’s a meme to make this somewhat related)
Edit: how did this post get more comments than   Breadmans post about the new ez2 episodes😭

Hey guys, this post is a bit personal and unrelated, but I really like this girl in my class. I’ve never really interacted with a bunch and I want to know how to get to know her. Any advice? (Here’s a meme to make this somewhat related) Edit: how did this post get more comments than Breadmans post about the new ez2 episodes😭

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λlex
λlex
Aug 21

This is the most off-topic on-topic post I’ve ever seen. My advice: Just ask her out already!

Octopi
Octopi
Aug 21

yeah this

Fordon
Fordon
Aug 21

never expected the creator of lg to reply to this 😅

Dom
Dom
Aug 21

Litteraly (if you get this image, you're based)

Salithin
Salithin
Aug 21

Hello there my brothers, I almost didn't see you. I am the Prince of Persuasia. There are three steps to persuading women. Step One: Trap your Princess! Physically corner her in a room and eventually? Your life. Step Two: Insult your princess! Insult her face, her body, her brain, her car. The lower her self-esteem, the higher your chances, bro. It's been biologically proven. By me. Step Three: Brag! Not lying, but close. Make up a story about how you singe-handedly murdered a wild animal. Your story's gonna release a hormone deep inside her body called insatia, it makes women ovulate. FOR SEX!

consulsmile2
metrochuckel2
MrEvoX
MrEvoX
Aug 21

Extra tips: Dress like her dad. It releases a hormone called moan-a-tonin. When you get into an elevator with a woman, press a higher number than her, and then make a big deal out of it. Push her in a lake. Be one of the tallest guys in the bar, and brag about how long your butt-crack is. Sing a song that you supposedly heard on the radio, and make fun of her for not knowing it. Use the word "idiot". NEVER make her pancakes. Force her to make YOU pancakes, in the middle of the night.

consulsmile2
metrochuckel2
luma112 ♡

Hey pal!👋👋, listen friendo, when I saw your message, I started immediately gooning, hope I can sigma you next. Over and out!😳😳

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luma112 ♡

this actually made me feel physically nauseous i might vomit/gen

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MrEvoX
MrEvoX
Aug 21
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Salithin
Salithin
Aug 22
AidansStuff

Start casaul conversations and show your true self, that will show her that your brave and not a pussy

Fordon
Fordon
Aug 21

Seriously man, thanks for the advice

KooperTheTrooper15

Off-off-off-topic, but I can't believe I've found a Pikmin fan here.

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AidansStuff

Yes indeed!

Gordon Catman

Go up to her, wave, and hit the griddy.

metrochuckel4
Gordon Catman

Works every time.

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Fordon
Fordon
Aug 21

🗿

Dom
Dom
Aug 21

even better, hit her

The Funny
The Funny
Aug 21

Flex your gaming knowledge. Girls love men who managed to get every achievement in an obscure game they never heard of, obviously. I mean ehat else could you do? Be friendly to her and maybe if she likes you back start a relationship? Nah! -Guy who never even dated someone

Fordon
Fordon
Aug 21

the only games I've gotten every achievement for is for banana and hl2, im doomed

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Dom
Dom
Aug 21

wait you mean that banana the scam game that got insanely popular overnight? Yea you might be slightly cooked

MrEvoX
MrEvoX
Aug 21

Chase her on all fours when she's walking out somewhere at midnight. Then when you catch up to her, kick her to the ground to show your alpha sigma strength. That my friends is what true skibidi rizz looks like.

consulsmile3
Fordon
Fordon
Aug 21

I did that but now she’s dialing 911, what now?

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MrEvoX
MrEvoX
Aug 21

Threaten that if she calls she won't see her parents again.

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Fordon
Fordon
Aug 21

Now I’m being sentenced to death, what now?

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MrEvoX
MrEvoX
Aug 21

On the last few nights before your execution, use a spoon and tunnel out of the prison. Then get the hell out of there through any means necessary. Make your way to the nearest Walmart were you will see a school bus. That will be your getaway vehicle as I have employed one of my workers to drive you to an airport and escort you to a private plane that will take you to Antarctica. When you are near the continent you will land at an "abandoned" airfield where another of my associates will take you to an underground city. Their you will begin your new life. All expenses will be paid and when arrive to the city you will be given a modest amount of money (100 million).

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Fordon
Fordon
Aug 21

Thanks sir, I am truly grateful for your services

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MrEvoX
MrEvoX
Aug 21

Your welcome.

Magnum
Magnum
Aug 21

walter

Dom
Dom
Aug 21

Okay so first thing you need is some towels, bag, a fast means of transport with a trunk and chloroform and knowing her entire routine and when shes most voulnerable. Got all that?

MrEvoX
MrEvoX
Aug 21

Dawg he's kidnapped her before and is now in my safe keeping because of that.

Octopi
Octopi
Aug 21

tbh before even approaching, probably come off as presentable first, be clean n' dress in clean clothes nothing fancy but I gotta say it because there's alot of gamers here second would be to ask about her interests and see what you two relate on, you'll have an alot easier time talking with eachother if's its about something you both like also wanna add that girls usually**(not always) prefer less masculine personalities source: am girl

Salithin
Salithin
Aug 21

clean? in english, four-eyes

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luma112 ♡

you probably stink sali

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MrEvoX
MrEvoX
Aug 21

Hey now me and Salithin both gave the best advice. I told Fordon how to escape a maximum security prison, and Salithin gave him the knowledge from the one and only Prince of Persuasia.

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luma112 ♡

im not going to sigma you pal-o

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Salithin
Salithin
Aug 22

im gonna beat you so bad that your sister's gonna wish she never gave birth to you

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luma112 ♡

ok queen wasp

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The Funny
The Funny
Aug 22

This taken out of context is hilarious

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MrEvoX
MrEvoX
Aug 22

This another one of yo friends lil galunga?

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luma112 ♡

this is who ur mad at btw

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