Black Mesa PR Department here to announce a new product! Unveiling the model 4 Bullsquid whistle! Make a variety of bullsquid calls like “Mating” (NOT RECOMMENDED), “Food is here”, “I found Sheryl”, and many more! Get them while supplies last and if you’ll get a special crowbar, autographed by Doctor Gordon Freeman, Security Officer Barney Calhoun, Doctor Breen, and Carpal Adrian Shepard!
PR department we're gonna have to have a chat.
It was the Research and Development Department that made the whistle, not us
Pretty much just blew the whistle of acknowledging the existence of alien life to the public. The Federal Government is now joining that chat...
We're pulling your funding PR Department
Please not again, we can’t even afford the license for Memeatic. If we get funding pulled, how will we pay our employees and if you do Aperture might take the department staff
No releasing government secrets! THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING!
why would yall include the mating call have all of you lost your minds