Mothra

Mothra

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Joined 25 Jan 2023
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The makers of Team Fortress 2 have announced that Robbie Rotten will be joining in as a playable class. Robbie will be based on his character from the TV series "Lazy Town". "We think that Robbie is the perfect addition to take the series in a new direction," said Gabe Newell.

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My favourite part of Half-Life 2 was probably when a Combine said "General Freeman. You are a bold one. Back off! I will deal with this Rebel slime myself You fool! I've been trained in your Rebel arts by Dr. Breen."

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John Freeman flew a rocket ship to Gordon's place and shot all the headcrabs out of the sky. Then John Freeman blew up Black Mesa and rescued his brother.

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What in the name of the universal union did you just say about me, you angry earth resident? I'll have you know I was the administrator of Black Mesa, and I've been involved in numerous secret black ops on human rebels, and I have over 300 confirmed rebel executions. I am trained in chorus libre combat and I'm the top headcrab launcher in the entire universal union military. You are nothing to me but just another human to be purged. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on any planet, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying that to me from behind your screen? Think again, you little rebel. As we speak I am contacting the universal union council and your IP is being traced and your location is being pinpointed, so prepare for the storm, hippie. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're dead, you anti-combine radical. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, an…

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