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What in the name of the universal union did you just say about me, you angry earth resident? I'll have you know I was the administrator of Black Mesa, and I've been involved in numerous secret black ops on human rebels, and I have over 300 confirmed rebel executions. I am trained in chorus libre combat and I'm the top headcrab launcher in the entire universal union military. You are nothing to me but just another human to be purged. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on any planet, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying that to me from behind your screen? Think again, you little rebel. As we speak I am contacting the universal union council and your IP is being traced and your location is being pinpointed, so prepare for the storm, hippie. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're dead, you anti-combine radical. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that is just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have the entire arsenal of the universal union behind me, and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable rebellion from the face of the planet, you anti-combine punk. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't. And now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I'll dump a truckload of striders on you and you will die. You're dead, rebel.