good [time of day here] i am an automatic representitive of aperture science [note subject may not in fact be digital]
[[relateablity drivers active]] Hello Valued Customer we here at aperture science wanted to remind you that black mesa is very not {{poggers.webm}} and we hope to see you in our new Mantis man program as it is vey {{Number 1 victory rolayl3}}!!!
we here at Aperture science would like to present the NEW* 1981 consumer Catalog featuring our NEW* B.R.A.C.E technology created by the wonderful team at emberspark games you can find more information and the sign up forums here moddb.com/mods/desolation [Aperture science NEW products may not in fact be new] (credits go to emberspark games)
in our CEO Cave Johnson's later years he produced a custom made business card one of our many great test subjects acquired and simplified the blueprint created by [drknotter]
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