I can perfectly imagine Aperture being this petty. (Made in EZ2)
"In front of you, you will see a sign of an inferior, deranged, repulsive company. When you hear the buzzer, shoot at the inferior company. Good."
You should now feel mentally reinvigorated. If you suspect shooting an effigy of a lesser company has not provided the required intellectual sustenance, reflect briefly on the sounds of Black Mesa scientists suffering from headcrabs.
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"In front of you, you will see a sign of an inferior, deranged, repulsive company. When you hear the buzzer, shoot at the inferior company. Good."
You should now feel mentally reinvigorated. If you suspect shooting an effigy of a lesser company has not provided the required intellectual sustenance, reflect briefly on the sounds of Black Mesa scientists suffering from headcrabs.