"Cave Johnson here, I always thought that portal technology should finnaly come out after like half a century in the oven, so me and the science bois instead of finnaly releasing it we decided to make something greater. THE AP(erture science laboratories)HONE! What is AP(erture science laboratories) you may ask? Well, AP(erture science laboratories) is a phone that can transmit portal energy on kids! OOPS I just got the message that AP(erture science laboratories) doesnt actually transmit portal energy, it actually transmit Cavejohnsonium wich makes your kids turn into a mini version of me! Hahaha.... (muffled) Yea uh can we get rid of them before we get into a civil war? Thanks. (unmuffled again) Right so don't ask why its only on your kids okay?" -Cave Johnson
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"Cave Johnson here, I always thought that portal technology should finnaly come out after like half a century in the oven, so me and the science bois instead of finnaly releasing it we decided to make something greater. THE AP(erture science laboratories)HONE! What is AP(erture science laboratories) you may ask? Well, AP(erture science laboratories) is a phone that can transmit portal energy on kids! OOPS I just got the message that AP(erture science laboratories) doesnt actually transmit portal energy, it actually transmit Cavejohnsonium wich makes your kids turn into a mini version of me! Hahaha.... (muffled) Yea uh can we get rid of them before we get into a civil war? Thanks. (unmuffled again) Right so don't ask why its only on your kids okay?" -Cave Johnson