pov: you tried flirting with a vortigaunt idk man
"Forgive us Freeman, but we cannot accept communion from one whose vortal inputs are impaired."
being rejected by a vort hits me harder than a 3 ton truck
But those quad anuses tho
š
could you please translate to simple english ?
of course 'i (and other vorts) will not fall for your basic-ass flirting skills'
noo i sent the version with the misspelling
oh okay...
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"Forgive us Freeman, but we cannot accept communion from one whose vortal inputs are impaired."
being rejected by a vort hits me harder than a 3 ton truck
But those quad anuses tho
š
could you please translate to simple english ?
of course 'i (and other vorts) will not fall for your basic-ass flirting skills'
noo i sent the version with the misspelling
oh okay...