You know, there's probably an alternative reality out there where Valve actually knew how to work with third-party teams. A reality where Valve acquired Gearbox and Turtle Rock (and depending on how certain thing may of panned out, Ritual too.) A reality where Turtle Rock's vision for Left 4 Dead got to release. A reality where Borderlands was on the Source Engine and co-developed with Valve. But no, we live in the reality where Randy Pitchford is the embodiment of a 10 gallon vat of grease and Turtle Rock is owned by the Chinese government. Why did we end up here?




Because valve's desks have wheels and the employees can't concentrate on something for longer than a month