Impeccable. Thank you for your service to the Combine, this shirt is absolutely incredible. You've inspired me to roll it out to the rest of the army as standard issue.
IT WAS A JOKE, I DIDN'T MEAN IT! IF I HATED THE COMBINE, THEN WHY WOULD I BE A METROCOP THAT HELPS IN NUMEROUS RAIDS ON SEVERAL REFUGEE AND REBEL OUTPOSTS IN THE CANALS!?
Your search history, of course. You don't think the Combine monitors that? Honestly, your obsession with 'mommy GLaDOS' is enough to warrant an execution and absolute disgust in the first place.
Look, can you forgive me when I send you the location of a major Rebel outpost in the Canals. It's underground but if we blow a few holes open with some Gunships, troops could be airlifted in.
Hmmm... this will temporarily forgive your crimes, but know that GLaDOS simps will not be tolerated whatsoever in City 17. This is your last warning, or I will have to personally deploy troops to airstrike your location of residence.
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Be proud to be part of civil protection.
As any man with sense should (not biased)
Impeccable. Thank you for your service to the Combine, this shirt is absolutely incredible. You've inspired me to roll it out to the rest of the army as standard issue.
Thank you Dr breen! Glory to our benefactors! Glory to the universal union!
Finally, someone on this website with some SENSE. Great work. Glory to the Universal Union!
it aint propaganda if its true 🤩
Billions must join to Combine
Based combine overwatch transhuman arm unit
Literally me
Pair this with a mini skirt and some thigh high socks and you have the outfit of all time
-2 billion ration credits execution date: ↸𝙹 y𝙹⚍ ∴ᔑリℸ ̣ ℸ
Execution request approved. Change that to ASAP.
IT WAS A JOKE, I DIDN'T MEAN IT! IF I HATED THE COMBINE, THEN WHY WOULD I BE A METROCOP THAT HELPS IN NUMEROUS RAIDS ON SEVERAL REFUGEE AND REBEL OUTPOSTS IN THE CANALS!?
Oh, I don't know. Maybe because you're a REBEL SPY. Any metrocops currently available, seize this degenerate asap. Code SIMP.
What evidence do you have?
Your search history, of course. You don't think the Combine monitors that? Honestly, your obsession with 'mommy GLaDOS' is enough to warrant an execution and absolute disgust in the first place.
First of all, you clearly have not seen my feelings of disgust on the subject. Secondly, that was ONE post. ONE!
Yet, a post nonetheless. Besides, anyone with SENSE can see through your transparent facade.
Look, can you forgive me when I send you the location of a major Rebel outpost in the Canals. It's underground but if we blow a few holes open with some Gunships, troops could be airlifted in.
Hmmm... this will temporarily forgive your crimes, but know that GLaDOS simps will not be tolerated whatsoever in City 17. This is your last warning, or I will have to personally deploy troops to airstrike your location of residence.