Watched Forrest Gump recently and it got me thinking. What if Gump lived the same way he did but instead of American history, it was Half-Life? Like, being in the same MIT class as Gordon Freeman or convincing Cave Johnson into founding Aperture? It sounds crazy but it's kind of fun to think about. Wallace Breen, welcoming new scientists to Black Mesa: "Well, Young man. How does it feel being part of the world's finest research facility?" Forrest, after drinking 15 Dr. Peppers: "I gotta pee."