“So a scientist picks up this crowbar...” We want to hear Black Mesa explained POORLY. Using up to 5 sentences, how would you explain Black Mesa poorly to someone? #CrowbarCollective #explainedpoorly #theplot #badexplanation #HalfLife #Valve #Action #SciFi #FPS #Game #GameDev
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a guy goes to work and than kills a big baby
Crystal makes portals and portals bad. Orange suit man picks up crowbar and beats aliens. The marines come over and get beaten by orange suit man's crowbar. Orange suit man goes to space. Orange suit man kills giant baby.
new mexico moment
A theoretical physicist is late for work and causes an alien invasion; he goes on a murderous rampage of said aliens and then gets hired by a really handsome man in a suit. :)
you are so biased about this hes actually really ugly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!and super evil he killed my entire family
so imagine a really bad day at work. it's 10 times that and also you're a scientist
Nerd thinks he's the doomslayer and ends the world
>Random bastard puts rock in laser >End of the fucking world
sometimes it just be like that dawg
a 27 year old man has a bad day at work.
Move your leg muscles, activate your neurons, fire weapons, and continue blood flow. All at once.
Average New Mexico day
osha violation: the game
Scientists break things, aliens happen, use crowbar.
some big ass baby gets kill by a guy bc resedence cascade
guy has bad day at work. 1294835 injured, 5647 dead.
Sci-Fi action game with aliens