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Mr. Hast

Mr. Hast

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- Black Mesa acquired the trademark rights to Playtime CO. All property of the company, including the closed factory, passes under the control of the Black Mesa Corporation. In this regard, a subsidiary called "PlayMesa" was created, in the future it will work on merchandise for children. Many financial analysts have speculated that the move is in retaliation for Cave Johnson's acquisition of Fazbear Entertainment and Afton Robotics and the reshuffling of his company Aperture Science.

- Black Mesa acquired the trademark rights to Playtime CO. All property of the company, including the closed factory, passes under the control of the Black Mesa Corporation. In this regard, a subsidiary called "PlayMesa" was created, in the future it will work on merchandise for children. Many financial analysts have speculated that the move is in retaliation for Cave Johnson's acquisition of Fazbear Entertainment and Afton Robotics and the reshuffling of his company Aperture Science.

- There is a risk that during your check there will be a glitch and they will bite off your frontal lobe of the brain, but don't worry!
Just read the instructions properly at the workplace and please do not pay attention to drops of blood if it is present at your workplace! If it is not in your workplace - forget what I said, except for the following!
If there is no instruction, just focus and take your chances (NO COMPENSATION TO YOUR FAMILY! YOU HAVE SIGNED THE CONTRACT!)! 

And... That's basically all I wanted to say! I hope you will be a great addition to our friendly team, or at least make it to the end of the shift safely with all healthy limbs! The main thing is to believe that a great future awaits you in our company! Welcome to Fazbearture! 

And almost forgot! Work or get fired!

- There is a risk that during your check there will be a glitch and they will bite off your frontal lobe of the brain, but don't worry! Just read the instructions properly at the workplace and please do not pay attention to drops of blood if it is present at your workplace! If it is not in your workplace - forget what I said, except for the following! If there is no instruction, just focus and take your chances (NO COMPENSATION TO YOUR FAMILY! YOU HAVE SIGNED THE CONTRACT!)! And... That's basi…

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- Hello, it's Cave Johnson! And as you know, I have devoted my whole life to science and testing all sorts of technological devices! And you know what I decided? It's boring! Seriously, such activities will no longer cause me any fuse! Yes, I ended up with this case! And I think soon it will still undermine my health, so it’s not a big loss!

 And that is why I decided to connect my life with the entertainment industry! That's right ladies and gentlemen! From now on, Cave Johnson entertains kids and their parents on Friday nights in his new entertainment center with funny animatronics! Whose rights did I buy from a rather nervous businessman who had an accident! In general, you won’t drag yourself through the courts! Having bought out the entire franchise, I decided to change the name of my entire company to match the status of an entertainment enterprise! That's why I decided to name my company - "Fazbearture"! Bold and concise! Although, one of my marketers said that this is a stupid name! That's why I fired him! Then I thought a little and realized that he was right, the name is really stupid! But you can't take back what you've done, so "Fazbearture"! 

The slogan of our company is "Entertainment at any cost!" And thanks to Afton Robotics (Which I also bought!), we can now invent cool things and see if they can entertain guests! And before sending them to customers, we must check for one hundred or at least ninety-nine point and nine-tenths of a percent whether they are safe! That is why it will be your duty to fully check and correct the animatronics in case of any failure, and then send them to the test chamber, where we can make sure that they do not bite off the frontal lobe of the brain of any of the kids (DON'T DARE MENTION ON THE WORKPLACE "THE BITE OF 83 "EVEN IF YOU DON'T SAY ABOUT IT, OR I WILL FIRE IT!)!

- Hello, it's Cave Johnson! And as you know, I have devoted my whole life to science and testing all sorts of technological devices! And you know what I decided? It's boring! Seriously, such activities will no longer cause me any fuse! Yes, I ended up with this case! And I think soon it will still undermine my health, so it’s not a big loss! And that is why I decided to connect my life with the entertainment industry! That's right ladies and gentlemen! From now on, Cave Johnson entertains kids…

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