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- Black Mesa acquired the trademark rights to Playtime CO. All property of the company, including the closed factory, passes under the control of the Black Mesa Corporation. In this regard, a subsidiary called "PlayMesa" was created, in the future it will work on merchandise for children. Many financial analysts have speculated that the move is in retaliation for Cave Johnson's acquisition of Fazbear Entertainment and Afton Robotics and the reshuffling of his company Aperture Science.
- There is a risk that during your check there will be a glitch and they will bite off your frontal lobe of the brain, but don't worry! Just read the instructions properly at the workplace and please do not pay attention to drops of blood if it is present at your workplace! If it is not in your workplace - forget what I said, except for the following! If there is no instruction, just focus and take your chances (NO COMPENSATION TO YOUR FAMILY! YOU HAVE SIGNED THE CONTRACT!)! And... That's basi…
- Hello, it's Cave Johnson! And as you know, I have devoted my whole life to science and testing all sorts of technological devices! And you know what I decided? It's boring! Seriously, such activities will no longer cause me any fuse! Yes, I ended up with this case! And I think soon it will still undermine my health, so it’s not a big loss! And that is why I decided to connect my life with the entertainment industry! That's right ladies and gentlemen! From now on, Cave Johnson entertains kids…