ranking xen aliens on how good they would taste (talked about this in one of deadwater's dark interval streams) HEADCRABS - 9/10 it'd probably taste like a weird chicken but i imagine the legs would taste great HOUNDEYES - 8/10 they probably taste sweet but please remove the eyes before serving them they would probably taste terrible BULLSQUID - 7/10 taste like cow, slight acidic taste? BARNACLE - 9/10 most appetizing alien imo, remove mouth and teeth and cook it like a thanksgiving turkey and i'm eating it like coach at a burger tank,, only problem is it would probably make you uncomfortable before eating it (i mean i would but at the same time i'd eat one) UPD: oh yeah i forgot about their taste they probably also taste like ̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶c̶̶̶̶̶̶̶o̶̶̶̶̶̶w̶ corned beef ANTLIONS - 0/10 no explanation TENTACLES - 7/10 these would probably taste like a sour lobster the vorts, alien grunts and gargantua would not taste good but i imagi…





