Archived memos from the B.M.R.F. .
To whomever thought it would be funny to "decorate" the Sector G bathroom stalls with Aperture Science's variety of gels I suggest turn themself in. It's horribly expensive to clean up. And we will make sure we aren't the only ones paying for it.
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Did you know: Leaders of a pack of Houndeye stay awake when the others get tired for nap time.
11Did you know: Houndeye's have unique animations waking up when hearing either a quiet or loud sound. Quiet; they will awaken normally. And loud; they will jump and attack whoever made the noise.
Did you know: There exists a broken feature in the game that would have made it so Houndeye's close their eyes while they sleep. This was re-implemented in Half-Life: Restored a free mod that you can download on Steam RIGHT NOW!
Barney Calhoun, can you please fill in for Otis Worldwide's training?
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5If you don't have identification for entering certain areas of the B.M.R.F., please do not forget to: A., Have someone with you that has their retina's scanned into the B.M.R.F. security system. Or B., Have your retina's scanned before getting on the tram ride.
I don't know how I'll be operating this account from now on. But since I have no other memo ideas, I think I'll just do something different until I have another idea. Introducing Houndeye Facts! Your one-stop-shop for facts about your favorite alien (that isn't the Bullsquid). I consider this temporary "Facts Account" as a rival to Bullsquid Facts. The slimy bastard won't see what's comin'.
Greg Bushmen and whoever else was startled by what happened, we apologize for the sudden malfunction of the drinking fountain in Sector G. We are sending a plumber up to fix it as we write this.
