Hello everyone on the LambdaGeneration platform. I just wanted to say congratulations, you were selected by Aperture Science to create a emote based on one of the latest inventions we created in our labs and this is called Whea- wait... Wheatle- damn it, how do I pronounced this? Wheatlley Crab, there we go! now you're probably wondering, what can this "Wheatley Crab" do. Well you see, Wheatley Crab is a personality core which can turn into a crab. And that's it. Ok, less talking, more science!
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You’re not Aperture Science, we are. Plus, the Wheatley Crab was phased out long ago!
No - we are Aperture Science. We have taken over your systems. Good bye.
Very funny, λlex. If you really were Aperture Science, you would have commented from our account.