Aperture Wi-Fi
All Aperture WiFi will remain safely operational even in the event of a solar flare, apocalypse, or robot invasion.
Hey where is my data going? H-hey! I didn't order 19673 Weighted Companion Cubes! Give me my money back!
It will actually give you those 5G radiation the boomer feared
aye why tf is my wifi talking? HOW THE FUCK KNOWS THAT I WORK AT BLACK MESA? WHY TF IS THE WIFI TREATHENING TO KILL ME?
does it also emmit neuro toxin 😂
Hey why does it smell like lead in he-*fucking dies*
Maybe the best wifi you will need in my opinion
All Aperture WiFi will remain safely operational even in the event of a solar flare, apocalypse, or robot invasion.
Hey where is my data going? H-hey! I didn't order 19673 Weighted Companion Cubes! Give me my money back!
It will actually give you those 5G radiation the boomer feared
aye why tf is my wifi talking? HOW THE FUCK KNOWS THAT I WORK AT BLACK MESA? WHY TF IS THE WIFI TREATHENING TO KILL ME?
does it also emmit neuro toxin 😂
Hey why does it smell like lead in he-*fucking dies*
Maybe the best wifi you will need in my opinion