I'm a special infected with bad manners targetted by hitscanners, my presence makes those around me stammer. A zombie with principles like you've never seen, I'm the baddest, loudest woman that's ever been on your screen! My hair is showy, my intentions are holy, got a chronic knack to kill the survivor they call "Zoey". My temper is atomic! my head is on fire! My health of 1000 is what the people admire!
![witchstartled](https://media.cdn.community.lambdageneration.com/emojis/l4d-witchstartled.png?size=normal)
*Shoots you square in the head* sorry what was that?