I’m gonna be honest, it does bug me that valve treats it like a double barrel. They should have done more research or something
and it only took them 12 years to find out
fuck i meant to make the vortigaunt hold a copy of genshin impact
it's fine, makes him look like he's reading from a piece of paper filled with information about the spas 12, like the nerd he is
on the back it should say: "in case of emergencies, jack off."